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15 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
qrieves:

Someone probably took a bite out a bar of soap for this aesthetic so let’s take a moment to thank

qrieves:

Someone probably took a bite out a bar of soap for this aesthetic so let’s take a moment to thank

15 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

15 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
15 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

16 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
16 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

nickiminajvevo:

shouting the wrong answer in class with confidence 

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17 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
18 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
18 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

22 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE