Hello. My name is Carson. Oh, that's a firm handshake you have. Pretend for a moment I said something clever and funny here. Hahah! Oh my, I really love your laugh! And you have beautiful teeth. Oh, you like Doctor Who? You like nerdy things? You like silly pictures and slightly angsty posts?
I think you are going to like it here, you beautiful man and/or woman.
Formerly Polywhirl61
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 76 YEARS
sometimes i long for there to be a female Doctor for the simple reason that we could use the unbridled misogynistic nerd rage that would come from it to solve the world’s energy crisis
“Nightwing, Just putting it out there.” - Matt Bomer
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Albert Camus (via writingquotes)
